Wanky zany fishing songs and poems by Greg Keeler
Content
Whitefish Blues
A classic southern guitar blues song
with some interesting throat gurgling techniques. Greg is pretty harsh
on the lowly White Fish.
Neoprene Waders
This song is about sex, rubber & fishing.
Little Bitch Creek
Greg explains why this is the best multi-purpose nymph around.
Confession Of The Born Again Purist
A prayer for forgiveness for using worms.
Flash-A-Bugger Tango
Sung in the style of a Spanish tango – Explains why "buggering" can become an addiction.
The Ground Was Too Hard
This is a "Cheap Coyote Trick" - one
of many short verses centered around a character named "Coyote". Greg
pokes fun at designer fly fishermen.
Favorite Baits
A tribute to smelly baits & spark-plug techniques.
FTV Theme
Greg has a real attitude about TV couch potatoes. In this song about Fishing TV you don't have to go outside to go fishing.
Duct Tape Psalm
This is a classic.
Latter Day Worm Fisherman
Reflections from an ancient worm fisherman.
Ode To Rough Fish
Greg explores the sociological differences between Trout and Suckers in an industrialized society.
WD-40 Polka
Sung in the style of a classic Polka with bubble machines and all. WD-40 as fish bait.
Swiss Army Beattitudes
A prayer for this classic tool.
Trash Fish
With Greg’s neighbor Bill Clinton
(same name - different guy) on lead guitar. A grunge style guitar song
where Greg bellows the words "Trash Fish" with garbled obscenities
sprinkled between.
